It's Friday - halle-effing-luljah - but The Pant has the mental maturity of a cretin and therefore is unable to write properly. Humble apologies. But honestly, five days of work - IN A ROW. It's bloody criminal is what it is.
Just one thing.
WANKER OF THE WEEK AWARD
I saw this gem on the way to work this morning, and it was too good not to share:
Honestly. A camouflaged sports car? In which jungle? And what exactly are you trying to hide from? And, pal, nothing screams 'behind the times' quite like GREY camouflage. Unless you're in the Anarctic. In which case, your car just ain't going to cut it.